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The aliens only wanted one thing
Scientists make important discoveries
The Time Jumpers
An island, a man and a mermaid 
I won the lottery 
I would watch idiots talk for hours 
Aliens who are also Christians 
Look up in the sky! 
Shampoo has an expiration date
Sending thoughts and prayers
An amazing liquor store
When notice something about your girlfriend you never noticed before
Having drinks with Death
The first colonists on Mars
God is proud of His people
New boyfriend has cold feet in the night
How not to speak to your beloved
A giraffe and his special leaves
The true story of Little Red Riding Hood
Bad Cats
Being suicidal
A the DEATH!
If you talk the talk, you can get elected!
Bad Cats 2
Stuff you find out when you get to heaven
Losing stuff you don't want to lose at the circus
Two sharks make a bet
Myrtle wants something nice from Horace
Treaty with aliens has complications
Lady loves the cowboy
The best Earth has to offer
Loosening up the rules to get into Heaven
Fish will grant one wish
Trying to find a mailbox in this day and age
Getting to Heaven earlier than you thought
Caveman job day
Vultures get their prey
Goldfish have short memories
The real story of Goldilocks
The fabric of Hell
Guys who have a lot of stickers on their back window
Look at the moon wherever we are
Other ways ghosts can scare you
Even aliens use butt slang
Some thugs extract some important info
Remembering the great orators
Buddies climbing a mountain
Wiseguys having a conversation
Mob Mentality
Pirates digging for treasure
Horace will put his mouth anywhere
Cat writes a letter
He's with Jesus now
Fastest gun in the west
God eliminates lying
Aliens with lots of eyes
Unluckiest person alive
Mermaid has a twin sister
Dad is reunited with his beloved bride in heaven


Grandpa had one of those dreams
Alien baby trade
Playing ping pong against God
When the Grim Reaper says "you gotta go..."
Why do I always thank the cop for the ticket?
Black Mirror saves the earth!
A big fear I have about my dog
A good secret agent can get out of anything
Another reason cops have body cameras
The aliens have a plan for their prisoner
Hell is hell
Crack addicts will do anything for crack
Bull gets a little payback
Cheating ghost
Don't jump off that roof to impress Janey
Killing baby Hitler
Worst cake maker ever - or is she?
The suspect is naked! 
Found a cure!
Beethoven originally had lyrics for his famous piece "For Elise"
Depressed man at the bar
Dracula and the Wolfman are friends again
Hell is hell: Demons having fun
Aliens looking for a new sport
Tell her...tell her I love her
I pay your salary!
The proper way to protest
The original ending of "Titanic"
Cheap robes in heaven
Smoked a lot
Why is Grandma afraid of new technology?
Hell is hell: What happens to suicide bombers
The Butterfly Catchers
What they always say when a famous musician dies
Mountain meets Volcano
The Invisible Man
Exploring a new planet
Hell is hell: Never upset the wife
Horace & Myrtle: Where to find cheap gas
At the museum
Planet of the Remote Controls
Is that a teardrop tattoo?
Ghost gets dirty for the first time
People who dumb stuff on video
First day as a zombie 
Hell is hell: The Texter 
Angry kid's parents made a time machine
Another day on the River Styx
Horace & Myrtle: Horace makes lots of sacrifices for Myrtle
The true story of Jack and the Giant
A bear in the woods enjoys a snack
Alien in the old west
Confession on a fishing trip
Rich woman buys cable news network
Hell is hell: Signing Death
A man and a chicken are on an island...
The genie of regrets
How all massages should end
The beginning of the end for Abe
The Butterfly Effect
The enlargement ray finally works
Our alien overlords have changed more words
The cats like hanging around the lab
Aliens email earthlings to determine if they're kind
Another Youtube star
Learning stuff from Dad
You never know when you will die
Aliens give an ultimatum
Mistake on job interview
First words uttered on Mars
Hell is hell: John Wilkes Booth's job in hell
Women who pluck their eyebrows out
Going after a politician
The REAL spiderman
Knowing the soil the on Mars
Making up words in Scrabble
Teach your children well
Getting all your demands when you have hostages
The Last Man on Earth
When you have speakers in every inch of your car
The bear family who has it all
Dracula and Wolfman play a prank
Ghost gets preoccupied during a scare
He has a hot wife and no one believes it
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad revisited
God decides to eliminate killing
Don't jump from that bridge!
Very sacred ground
How cowboys get their nicknames
Ghosts do not care who they scare
The Astronaut Body Snatchers
Young hooligan busted
Kid buys his grandpa a thoughtful present
Meeting up with the probation officer
Robin Hood makes some changes
Enter the Drag On
Santa and Dracula work together
Alien scout in for a surprise
Another gunfight in the old west


A brave pilot saves the day
Conversation in the living room
Another industry the millennials killed
You are not my father!
Yes, there is a heaven 
What really happened that night at Ford's theater
An old west gunfight
Welcome our new alien friends!
Another tale of survival during the zombie apocalypse
How teams win championships
Important After School special about bullies
An Important Astronaut Chimp
A gift from our alien friends
Questions for God
Atomic Robot 6 has escaped
Message on the Moon
Good magazines in prison
A day on Monkey Island
If Lincoln could hear you
First day as a ghost
Original unseen version of Frankenstein (1931)
What some lions do in Africa
Men who argue
Overworked vets
Offer from our alien friends
Morons who blast music from their car
Amish fun
Sweet little kitty
The evictor 
Time magazine has been bought 
Rhino request
Good Ol' Uncle Bill
Getting lots of college degrees
Yet another super hero group
The true story of the Three Wise Men
The Ghost of Christmas Future - what really happened
Alien language similarities to English